...I wasn't pregnant, and had a money tree dedicated to my whims and wishes, I would buy
this dress from Anthropologie that I goggled over with Jessica a couple of weeks ago. I almost bought it anyway.
...we had more time this Summer and had another money tree dedicated to travels, Cori and I would use the free airline ticket he just got and fly to

Kauai for a week. Though we don't have time or money for this trip, Cori is still looking up flights etc. to get us there, somehow. This was going to be our trip this year until we decided to go to Paris. I know, poor us. :)
...I had been able to stomache the Food Network again a little earlier, I would have seen

Alton Brown on Iron Chef America sporting a hideous beard and I would have written prolific fan mail begging him to get rid of it before taping anything else. I watched IC for the first time in months last night, and there it was. The beard that is. Yikes.

